• Rentlar@lemmy.ca
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    2 months ago

    “The remote shutdown did not affect these vehicles. They are operating normally, without any failures,” he said Friday on Telegram, per CNN. “You couldn’t ask for better advertising for the Cybertruck.”

    Buy a Cybertruck today! Only 1 in 3 chance it stops working after 2 months!

  • podperson@lemm.ee
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    2 months ago

    Hilarious article, but man - don’t go on that site without all of your ad and popup blockers at full throttle.

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    2 months ago

    Our emperor Elon gave him a fair trial in a court of his peers before serving out the sentence?

    Totally not unchecked power right?

    Not diametrically apposed to Right To Repair right?

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    2 months ago

    WTF let the warlord use what he brought and paid for. Stop eula roofing him and let him Cook.

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      2 months ago

      Read the article. Despite its headline, it goes on to say that the most likely explanation is that the shoddily built truck, that is known for breaking down all the time, probably broke down, as opposed to being remotely disabled.