Fucking magnets. Saved you a click.
(Magnetic clothing buttons have already been invented. Repeatedly. You can buy 20 for six bucks on Amazon.)
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Well you see, when two magnets love each other very much…
They have very rough hatefucking sex with each other. The face slapping, throat grabbing kind.
And that’s where baby magnets come from.
I mean… that description is not far from the truth! Many small baby magnets created by two big magnets smashing together.
Baby clothing has had this for many years, and I believe male strippers use these to make their pants easy to remove and reassemble for repetitive stripping.
Or just dudes who are lazy but also don’t wanna sleep in their pants! You don’t necessarily have to be a stripper to enjoy the many benefits of magnetic pants, is all I’m saying.
How is using magnets a “new button”?
Disabled folks who can’t fasten buttons have been using magnet closures for a while. This guy adds the ability to decorate it and that’s a new button? They had changeable button covers for fun in the ‘80s.
“There wasn’t some arrogant ambition around disruption [of buttons],” Ive told the outlet. “It was a very gentle, humble exploration.”
that can’t be real… oh no. wtaf!
“Get those magnets wet and boom, no more magnet.” -djt
Hah, you clean your clothes. What a low socio economic peasant. I just throw them away when they get old. /s
I burn mine after use, can’t risk those poors getting their hands on them.
DJT actually knows a lot about how magnets work I’d say way more than most people, a lot of people actually. They all say so.
Is that an actual quote?
Congrats on inventing a $150 button, Jony.
No AI??? And it’s considered a new invention? Meh!
You can tell he wasn’t that interested in writing this, but he’s clearly being told he has to, and I have to admit I agree.
The guys made a top, I don’t care.
Exactly. My need for a coat/jacket is already satisfied, and fashion really isn’t something I care about. I also don’t care about this designer.
You’re allowed to add buttons? I thought modern phones only took them away.
They moved them to jackets and made them magnetic.
Looks slick