I would pick yes
Weighted blanket
if you say no you’re a loser
Looser than what?
your mom
's waistline, i’m so happy for her managing to lose so much weight!
So that when we bang
the drums, she can dance with beautifully and enjoy here life!
my bad, english ain’t my first language
Fair enough. Wouldn’t worry too much. Native English speakers do it too.
Don’t worry, native speakers are usually worse at grammar
more weight
You sound like this guy
It’s giving Giles Corey
I’m long out of school… Can I still take the deal?
yes of course
I don’t even go to school anymore, I just like saying “yes”.
I work at an active mine, I think it would be more than a week off though if any part of me gets crushed by a 2 ton rock. Gonna need some milk after that…
Wage labor in a nutshell
I don’t understand, where’s the catch?
the 2 ton slab weights 2 tonnes
Very easy catch
Two tons accelerated to mach 25 from orbit? Practically instantaneous and spectacular.
I’ll donate the two weeks to someone stuck in a shitty school.
Do i get crushed before or after the time off?
after
Thats a tough sell tbh but i think I’ll still take it
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
That’s a tough one.
no because when I come back to school I would get a crapton of makeup homework assignments
Doesn’t specify if the crushing is before or after the week off.
Either way, no more school
I would gladly go back to school and youthful ignorance, the rat race gets old very quickly, all the responsibilities and bills 😑
So actually I’m already under the rock…
That looks like the entrance to the GTA Online bunker
yes
jorjor
SHIIZAAAAA
🌊🤴
