Counterpoint:
Duck Season!
The ones on the left are hares.
You can tell because the hares have proportionally longer ears and legs and commonly engage in violent crime.
Carrots have changed a lot since then. Now they come with a chemical that turns bunnies into mindless sex fiends.
That’s no ordinary rabbit!
Look at the bones!
Big nasty pointy teeth.
RUN AWAY!
I nearly soiled my armor.
I know it’s just a meme but…don’t get a rabbit as a pet if you’re gonna keep it in a cage. They need space! They’re as smart as cats and can be easily litter trained.
I feel attacked.
It was the holy hand grenade that stopped em.
wot wot
Honestly the wild bunnies that live near me are still pretty badass. I could definitely see them welding a mace or jumping me when I least suspect.