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I like the look of this place, honey. But why are there 5 smoke alarms in the bedroom?
I have the unfunny answer! We bought a house from an old couple. There are smoke detectors in all the bedrooms, because one of them was on oxygen.
It’s law to have them in every room where I live, but not 5 in one lol.
You don’t want to end up with 4 broken and find out on a fire… 5 on the other hand the odds for 5 failing well… they are unthinkable at least to me.
My wife and I need a new bed, we pretty much just have a matress and box spring sitting on a metal frame.
I’m a drafter by trade. So I designed us a new bed, a sturdy one. It will have four posts, and it will have recessed tie downs built into it. The foot board will double as a set of stocks, and best of all the matress will be at just the right height.
And I learned that I shouldn’t design bedroom furniture while horny.
Just hang a boxing bag there most of the time like a normal person
am i too innocent to know what a sex swing is or why it exists??
I’ll just let you google that on your own
Oh no
Ok wtf
Or the superior: let me google that for you . com
just google cara delevingne and ashley benson
Well… it swings… and it sexs…
I’d be more surprised to see a smoke alarm in somebody’s room.
They are required in bedrooms in California if the place was built after 1992.
Edit: Smoke alarms not sex swings
I think it’s the case in most states now. Required in bedrooms and hallways
I’m pretty sure it’s sex sling…
