• Unbecredible@lemm.eeEnglish
    644·
    3 months ago

    I hate texters that use zero punctuation like this. It’s like having a stroke trying to read it.

    • Ech@lemm.eeEnglish
      30·
      3 months ago

      No punctuation on top of terrible grammar. It hurts.

      • yimby@lemmy.ca
        182·
        3 months ago

        Ellipses… definitely.

        Sentences ending a full stop. Somewhat.

        Very context dependent though

        • RebekahWSD@lemmy.world
          11·
          3 months ago

          I think this makes me old because I like using ellipses as a pause! Maybe I’ll just go to writing the word uh in everywhere so people know my brain is old and trying to think of things as I write.

          • Zoot@reddthat.com
            111·
            3 months ago

            Yeah until you’ve got your family texting you “We need to talk…” and then, the conversation is asking what you’re doing this weekend.

            • RebekahWSD@lemmy.world
              5·
              3 months ago

              I try to not put them at the end of the sentence, I’m not so old I don’t get the implication of that! It’s in the middle of the sentence as a break!

              Or sometimes as a literary device to indicate an amount of time has passed.

              • Funkytom467@lemmy.world
                1·
                3 months ago

                The implication is that you know the next part of the sentence but keep it unwritten. The best exemple is when making a list, a, b c …

                Sometimes it’s even just a indicator there’s gonna be a next part, like the “We need to talk…”

                Although the more degenerate use is to imply the “you know what i mean/imply”, a bit like the english innit in some sens.

              • MindTraveller@lemmy.caEnglish
                37·
                3 months ago

                Using ellipses in the middle of a sentence is considered very rude.

                Have you ever met someone who pauses in the middle of a sentence… just to fuck with you by injecting pointless suspense? Well, believe it or not… this is what ellipses communicate in written English. You’re building a lot of dramatic suspense and slowing down the pace at which people read your messages… and if you don’t pay it off… you seem like an asshole.

                I don’t watch much reality television, but those shows like to inject massive pauses right before the judge reveals whether the chef made a good meal… just so they’ll gasp more and cry with relief and the audience will stay invested. But I hate it! It’s really annoying! And it’s how some people type.

          • TexasDrunk@lemmy.world
            4·
            3 months ago

            Depending on the day I use commas like they were on sale at Costco but are about to go bad any moment. I did the same thing with ellipses for years.

            • RebekahWSD@lemmy.world
              3·
              3 months ago

              Me and commas are not friends because of this. I use them too often and need to stop! I still use too many when doing creative writing thingies.

              • jerkface@lemmy.caEnglish
                2·
                3 months ago

                It’s so liberating to use short sentences. You’re writing a paragraph on a page. The reader is going to know that they all relate closely to each other. Make every clause a sentence! It’s fine!

                • Funkytom467@lemmy.world
                  3·
                  3 months ago

                  It is good, but i also like some commas too.

                  For less important propositions, or to have some propositions closer together. Just like paragraphs link some sentences together when having the same point.

                  I think having that registery and doing it right is really what’s important. Short sentences is great advice because it breaks the habit of long ones, which we get from speaking.

          • faultyproboscus@sh.itjust.works
            21·
            3 months ago

            Ellipses as pauses is a leftover of telegrams which bled into the era of limited text messages(and/or charging by the text), because the financial incentives for long single messages were the same.

            In the era of unlimited texting, though, we’ve dropped that convention because it’s extra keystrokes. In fact, we’ve even dropped the period at the end of sentences in texts because you can just hit the send button as a thought separator, sending multiple texts.

            Including the period is unnecessary extra information, so it is seen as formal at best or even a way to covey unhappiness, anger, or frustration.

            Hope this helps! Note that none of this applies to longer form messages like this one.

            • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
              2·
              3 months ago

              hit the send button as a thought separator

              This drives me nuts, that’s what blank spaces are for. I don’t like getting a half-dozen texts that blow up my phone, especially when I’m likely in a meeting or something. A text message should be a complete communication, with blank spaces to separate parts of the message.

              For example:

              I’ll be home late tonight, the meeting went long. Should be there in 30 min.

              BTW, should I pick up something for dinner?

              My SIL would send that in like 7 texts somehow, whereas I’ll send just one. I find it impolite to send so many, so I go out of my way to spend a few extra seconds making it nice for the other person to read.

    • cheers_queers@lemm.eeEnglish
      21·
      3 months ago

      my partner and her mom use voice to text without editing, and it looks just like this lol

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
    522·
    3 months ago

    That two hundred and sixty-nine unread messages make my brain hurt and fills me with existential dread.

    It’s like staring into the abyss and you see a notification pop up.

    • Cap@kbin.melroy.org
      26·
      3 months ago

      It’s like work email. Mine were 100% read for 16 years. Then I let one go unread, then two, and now I’m up to just under 1,000 unread emails. It’s an adrenaline rush, like Russian roulette. I doubt I’ll read any replies to this comment! I need help.

      • chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world
        7·
        3 months ago

        I have tons of those. I still mark every single one of them read. Only time I ever leave anything unread is when I need a reminder to get back to it later.

          • chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world
            2·
            3 months ago

            It’s all cope! I didn’t finish college until age 40. Now I’m struggling to get a job and I’ve got half a dozen hobbies in various states of active / pause.

            I was totally dysfunctional 20 years ago (just playing video games all the time) and even dropped out of high school before that. I’ve since learned coping strategies that work for me but it’s still way more difficult than it should be!

      • MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml
        1·
        3 months ago

        Make a filter and work with folders. If you can’t, get a sane client software. Thunderbird, Evolution, Kmail, Claws are pretty good.

      • Hexarei@programming.dev
        4·
        3 months ago

        Autism+ADHD life, I can’t stand to have emails in my inbox for more than a day and I also can’t be diligent enough to achieve that

        • dactylotheca@suppo.fiEnglish
          1·
          3 months ago

          Yeah I gave up long ago. I regularly miss important emails but my life is kinda clown shoes anyhow so that’s the least of my worries

      • jerkface@lemmy.caEnglish
        3·
        3 months ago

        Posting this because of how much it is going to annoy people.

        Wow, you can just paste images into the textarea, how sweet is that.

  • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.worldEnglish
    10·
    3 months ago

    It bothers me that “Mom >” is centered and not “Mom” centered with the > jutting out a bit. It’s off center from the M above it.