I have long attested that whatever sci fi can think up, humans will eventually create.
In b4 451 isnt SciFi
Ah yes the good old torment nexus from the hit novel “dont build the torment nexus”
the first-ever flame-throwing quadruped robot dog
A very competitive category, as we all know
Personally, I’m more interested in the monoped robot dog category.
this is what the company behind this says it’s useful for:
first two sound pretty reasonable to me, as someone with a very basic understanding of wildfire control.
snow and ice removal, i mean it’s definitely gonna do that but i can’t think of any place where it would be necessary to use a robot dog for it.
the last one’s self explanatory.i’d love to be optimistic and say that this robot will only get used for harmless or good deeds but i know this thing is already being retrofitted by cops to shoot tear gas or some bullshit
dr evil Riiiight
Why not deploy it as is? Great for crowd control
It’s a delightful PR gimmick by a most definitely not a tech company, since there’s not much cutting edge technology going on in the world of “flamethrowers are perfectly legal in America and that’s our business model”.
In addition to strapping a flamethrower to a generic quadruped robot, they also strapped one to a drone.
How about one that puts fires out?
That’s what prison labor is for!
I hope you are right. I would love to see The Culture come to life.
Did someone say Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism? Because I heard Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism.
A boy can dream. A boy can dream…
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Among my favourite takes on the Culture is, I think, from Consider Phlebas: that the Minds basically keep humanity as pets, and everyone is just fine with that thank you very much.
I mean… Humanity is pretty screwed as it is so why don’t we just turn into the skid and see how bad we can make things
Because “humanity” isn’t really screwed, just most members of humanity. I hate this assumption that climate catastrophe or nuclear war will be a certain end. No it won’t. Humans will survive, maybe even a large percentage of them. LIFE GOES ON.
Maybe you want death because trying to improve things is “too hard,” but I want to live. I hold onto hope because life is more fulfilling that way. You’re just justifying apathy by assuming we’re all going to die when it’s actually unlikely to happen.
Save your Oscar bait speech for another time dude I was clearly joking.
Now we just need a “Rat Thing”. That will solidify the world into a corporotacracy where the Liberterian ideal of Corporate Profits over everything and no pesky regulations to get in the way of profits.
Bring on the Franchise Wars…
Don’t we already have that? It’s called IMF and World Bank
I’m not remembering a mechanical dog in fahrenheit 451, but it’s been decades since I’ve read it…
Also not at all worried about “footed” robots navigating the real world.
That Boston dynamics robot runs at like 4 miles an hour. The fastest robot dog runs at like almost 12 or something.
Average running speed for humans is between 6.4 and 8 mph depending on gender, etc. And if the obesity rates are correct, I think that it’s probably a lot lower and for incredibly short bursts if anything.
Here’s the record.
https://youtu.be/-2k7H3CIhoQ?si=DsNJqFaQcN6HVVp2
Strap a weapon to this bad boy, and howdy, you’ve got a war machine!
Too bad for the elderly and disabled/differently abled.
But think of the cost savings!!! /S
Yep. Just start burning the bodies of the weak and elderly every week. Then only the strongest survive. …
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Agreed.
And is running in the most inefficient way possible
Isn’t there a cheetah bot that can burn a good clip. Dunno what its carrying capacity is, but I remember it could out run puny protestors.
After looking it up, it says about 8.86 mph after converting from 13 feet per second. Some sites say it’s 13 mph, but I trust wired when they state 13 feet per second.
He had a sharp proboscis to stab.
Sounds useful for firefighters.
Kinda like how the drone with a flamethrower was used to clear powerlines.
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As an extra layer or irony this screen shot is a comment on a headline posted on a micro blogging platform.
Seriously, can we skip this episode of black mirror.
