I can hear this image.
Ah, yes, what a nice way to be sliced into a thousand pieces at once if you trip. Even more fun if they get knocked out of their retention mode.
Is there a rubbing alcohol dispenser that sprays from the adjacent room after you go through? In case the first set of blood-curdling screams aren’t loud enough.
Just use a bunch of sewing tape measures. They’re flexible, and not sharp.
Plus, they come in all sorts of colours.
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This is…. This is…. The stupidest thing ive ever seen.
She is like half the size, how is she reaching that?
motorized high heels.
She… she… she might have stood on that office chair.
Then they’d have to mark this NSFW
Imagine walking through 20 sharp edged metal tape measures at once. What a fun experience
Trust me man, it’ll look great! Yes, I am an engineer, why do you ask?
Don’t trip
This is setting up a Final Destination death.
If my company would produce those things, I would totally suggest this